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Canada x Reader. He's a Pretty Lady. by Skitsophraniac, literature

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Canada x Reader. He's a Pretty Lady.

Your nimble fingers gently tugged at the golden blonde locks of your husband's hair. His hair was soft, seeming to melt like silk with contact. He sat crosslegged with his back to you while you sat on your knees, taking three locks of his hair and braiding them skillfully. Your daughter was in front of him, sweeping away with a makeup brush at his cheeks, the soft bristles dusted heavily with a shockingly pink shade of blush. "Hold still daddy," she mumbled in concentration, her small hand working away to 'beautify' her father. "Okay, okay, I'll stay still..." He said in his soft tone of voice, sounding so positively nice even in

Canada x Reader. The Nature Channel. by Skitsophraniac, literature

Literature

Canada x Reader. The Nature Channel.

"And here, we can see Canadians in their natural habitat," you whispered excitedly into the microphone hooked up to the video camera you held. Through the lenses, you could see Matthew standing in front of the stove wearing a pink apron you've never even seen before, flipping almost done pancakes on a large pan, "what an odd fellow this one is." You seriously had no idea what you were doing, or why you were doing it, but you'd just watched a show on the Nature channel and was in the mood to film different species in their everyday habitat. Sadly, the only species in the house were humans, but your boyfriend Matthew is a Canadian. So

2P!FACE x Child!Reader - Little Boat On The Sea by YenBeilschmidt, literature

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2P!FACE x Child!Reader - Little Boat On The Sea

You were laughing hard when Allen and Matthieu came downstairs wearing sailor clothes. You hold your camera ready to video them. The thing is that they're not drunk. They're only doing this because they lost your favourite doll and you couldn't stop crying. "Are you going to record this?" Allen asked, feeling miserable. You nodded. "Fine." "1, 2, 3, Go!" "Now the people they were so bad That the Lord made the rain come down And he washed away the bad cities And he washed away the bad towns And all of the people drowned!" Allen sang, which mad you laugh quietly. "With the animals it was different Though some of them drowned, too The oth